Yes, I did skip school today. So enough of the lecturing and nagging already!

Went to the Singapore Zoo yesterday. Rather interesting, to be honest.
I was with Stephen and his family. Stephen's my cousin, by the way.
Well, I had fun of course, 'else I wouldn't be talking about it. There was only 1 reason why I was willing to go to the Zoo, by the way. Which is, of course- To completely forget one thing: Joshua.
I almost did till we reached the Kid's Playground (It's somewhere in the Zoo, you bastards)
I heart the name Joshua everywhere I went. At least 10 encounters or more. But I'll simply list the ones I can remember 'cos after the tenth, I covered my ears with the ear muffs I bought from the souvenir shop.

1) A father looking for his child went, "Honey, where's Joshua?"

2) A little brother at the playground wanted his older brother's help. So he went, "Joshua, I need help!"

3) At the toilet, a mother was reprimanding her child 'cos of God-knows-what. So, she went,
    "Joshua, I know you've....(blablablablabla)"

4) While purchasing some pasta from the Pastafari or whatever the name of that shop is, (The shop of the name        has a "afari" behind) the shop assistant needed help from the other shop assistant 'cos the cashier was faulty. 
    So the shop assistant who needed help went, "Joshua, come here leh. The machine got problem leh"

5) Stephen and I were walking  to the toilet when Stephen's friend  called  him on the phone. So Stephen went, 
    "Oh, hi Joshua. Yea yea (Blablablabla)"

6)  At the entrance of the toilet, there was a marking that read, "Joshua was HERE!!!"

7) In KFC, while we were having  lunch, a kid banged into me while running 'round the fast food restaurant. His         mother, upon witnessing the incident, came up to me and apologized, saying, "Sorry ah, my son Joshua very         naughty one. Sorry sorry"

8) While boarding the ferry, Uncle Hoe (Yes, his real name. Not the vulgarity you ho) shared with us about the         character Joshua from the Bible.

I wanted to scream out loud, but I didn't 'cos I didn't want to scare the little fishies away. Hehe. 

Ok, that's all I can recall. Oh, yes. I got really angry too when the tour guide told us about the baby Kangaroo named Joey. I swore vulgarities at the Kangaroo and felt much better after that. Hehe. So that's all. Ok, bye!